Pretension has a new name

Starts with Sass, ends in Bide.


I don't know why Sarah-Jane Clarke and (especially) Heidi Middleton rub me up the wrong way. There's just something about these skinny bitches that makes my teeth hurt.

Perhaps it's because in this Q and A with Aussie Vogue she lists Kirsten Dunst as who she'd most like to dress.

"We love her free spirited nature and inner beauty"

says Heidi, as I try to keep down the vomit and unstoppable rage that is desperately trying to expel itself from my body!

Read on for more gems and insights from this little lady.

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Luella does cute 80's dresses in NY!

Flouncy 80s dresses were dolled-up in bright, bold colours, from fuchsia and bright rose pink to aqua, deep purple and burnt mustard, while waisted silhouettes came either as bustiers with full ra-ra skirts or strapless and tulip-shaped.

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New York Fashion Week- Lacoste

A look at Lacoste's runway show from yesterday... Enjoy

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Magazine Monday

In this regular Monday feature we will shine the youwishyoulookedthisgood.com spotlight on new issues of mags that have just come out. Today we feature Bust and Blackbook.
Magazines that start with the letter B are so tres chic right now...

So is the whole 'issue' concept- 'The Love issue, The drug issue, The green issue, The issues issue.' Enough issues already! Gwen Stefani understands.
Naomi Watts scrubs up alright.

The native Australian, struggled for years in Hollywood before she got her break in Mulholland Drive.

Now she's a superstar on the cover of magazines proclaiming (completely out of context) that 'Life's too short!' I don't care how famous you are Naomi, get some context. It's terribly confusing for us mere mortals to have to decipher you're contextless comments.
I mean who does that? I know I couldn't get away with just randomly shouting contextless statements to anyone who'd listen. I'm sure I'd receive very stern looks if I walked up to the first person I saw on the street and proclaimed to their face, "Home is where the heart is!" or "Get with the program!"
It's very unnecessary Naomi. Very unnecessary.

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Phoebe Philo

Rumour has it, that fashion darling Phoebe Philo may be launching her own line, almost exactly one year after leaving fashion house Chloe! Stay tuned peeps, this could be GOLD! I wonder what Stella would be thinking, by the way Stella will be in Australia to launch her collection in Melbourne in March- tres excitement!

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