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You wish... Model of the Month


New month, new Model. And boy are we excited about this month's fella- Eugen Bauder. According to Modelhommes.com, Eugen is currently featured in high-profile campaigns for Adidas, DSquared2 and Hugo Boss, and in editorials in many major magazines worldwide. Being one of the biggest names in modeling at the moment, I'm sure Eugen is also a star in his home country of Kazakhstan. Turns out they export more than just potassium and human pubis- from the looks of these photos they also do a fine trade in A-grade hotness.

I wouldn't mind waking up and saying "Jagshemash" to him each morning.

(P.S. I'm so sorry to anyone in Kazakhstan who's reading this- I know everything in Borat is completely untrue about your country. And Eugen, if you're reading this, don't hate me. When we get married I promise I'll learn everything about your country's heritage and teach myself how to say 'I love you, please lick my balls' in your native language.)

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Fuck the French says Tom Ford


Check out this recent article about Tom Ford and what he's been up to since leaving Gucci. In it he talks about his open shirt fetish and how he feels about the French.

HAVING dismissed the French as "the worst dressed people in the world", Tom Ford is determined to continue slating them. "French people refuse all that is new as a matter of principle," the ex-Gucci creative director, who these days spreads his life between homes in Texas, LA and London, tells this morning's Daily Telegraph. "They are desperately clinging to their traditions, like old curtains. The hierarchical system, the bureaucracy. How do the French think they can keep their place in the world by only working a 35-hour week? It's a total aberration. America is a society founded on merit and - as opposed to France - we really appreciate successful people."
He was clearly feeling more friendly on a trip to the Oxford University Union this week, however where he was invited to join an impressive line up of speakers including weapons researcher Hans Blix and former Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar. Asked where he would like to be five years from now, Ford was less reticent than usual. "I hope I will have finished at least one movie," he said, admitting that until now he has been sent all kinds of scripts including "porn - everything about sex and the fashion business". "But that doesn't mean fashion is over," he went on. "I would be living half in London designing things and making movies in Hollywood." The union's president, Ruzwana Bashire, told the International Herald Tribune that she was pleased with the standard of questions put to Ford. Even those, it seems, about his own appearance. Asked why he always wore his shirts wide open at the neck, he made not a moment's hesitation. "The chest is like legs for women," he said. "It's the last thing to go."

What's up with all the French bashing? Dude won't be getting an invite to Gerard Depardieu's next birthday party, that's for sure.

"Don't talk shit about my people Mother Fucker!"

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