Jil Sander's models get paid in goats
The award for 'the most Eastern European models in one show', would surely have to go to Jil (one L) Sander. Back stage, in Milan last week, make-up artists couldn't tell their Vladislavs from their Slavacs.
The revenue generated by the models resulted in at least 14 Croatian villages been feed, clothed and schooled for a full year. Jil gives so they may grow (into models she can chuck down her runway).
I think George Costanza wore this jacket in an episode of Seinfeld- "it's Gortex Jerry, Gortex!"
Sheeshhh... this guy really takes 'fierce' to a whole new level. Apparently he bit a stylist before he came out!
"In my village a jacket this fancy could get me a wife and a video store membership!"
"I model, I walk down runway with my bag of tricks and make face with my beauty- good time for all!"
Wait a second... this guy isn't Eastern European! He looks more Jason Priestly than Vladimir Putin! Impostor! Although he is rather dishy, so we'll give him a pass just once.
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