We don't feature nearly enough Donetella Versace on youwish... But that is going to change from this day onwards. Here, Ol' Donny has a little stumble as she heads into Elton John's 60th b'day bash, in NYC, Saturday night. But like a true pro, she quickly found her feet, brushed her weave out of her face, and posed like a hot bitch for the cameras. Magnifico!
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Yes! I've finally done a Magazine Monday, on a Monday. I'm so proud of myself I could cry. But I won't... or more I can't. After my botched eye lift, my tear ducts just haven't been the same- damn you Dr. 90210!
But back to the post. Lindsay Lohan is on the latest cover of GQ magazine. Photographed by famed photog Terry 'I-fuck-everyone-I-shoot' Richadson, Lindsay is doing her best busty bombshell posses in these shots.
But is it just me, or does Lindsay look eerily like a Madame Tussuad's wax statue of herself? Maybe it's a sly hint to the wax house to get them to hurry up and invite her to pose. It's like her audition. She's sending a message that she would look "totally smokin", in wax, if they just gave her the chance...
Lindsay could single handedly support the Red Bull Formula One team, with the amount she drinks of the stuff!
"Who needs an eye patch, when you've got a fringe?"
"Am I taking the photo, or are you? I'm confused. Too many nights out on the water, if ya know what I mean ;)"
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You're NO one until you've got a podcast, and you're even more of a NO one until you've designed a range of clothing for H & M or Topshop. And Kate Moss is SOMEBODY god damn it, cos she's got both. The latest celeb to to add fashion designer to their CV, Kate's range will feature ugg boots and jeans inspired by her tattoos. Good Lord!
I just don't get this obsession with celebrities designing clothes, I mean isn't fashion designing a trade? Doesn't it take skill, and years of training? Shouldn't it only be done by people who've studied it at school, or worked their arses off in a fashion house learning the trade. I wouldn't let Kate design my house. It would be a disaster. The place would end up with hundreds of mirrored surfaces and no kitchen. Yet when it comes to making clothes, the public seem more than happy to let celebs like Coke-head Kate and Horse-face Parker dress them.
Coco Chanel must be rolling in her chiffon lined grave!
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While not really having much to do with fashion, I just had to post this video that Ricky Gervais made for Comic relief in the UK. It's fucking hilarious. Best line ever- "who's that homeless smackhead... oh it's sir Bob Geldof!"
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