Hermes Wall Street Store Opening
The opening of Hermes' Wall street store last night, brought out the who's who of N.Y. fashion. Our obsession Chloe Sevingy, Rachael Weisz (wearing Oscar de la Renta- tish tish) and even Kevin Bacon did their best to pretended they were there for more than just the free booze and gift bag.
Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedwick show their gratitude for finally being noticed in public.
Chloe Sevigny shows everyone else how it's really done. Umm, MMM! Hermes has never looked so hot!
What the hell is going on with that vest buddy? How many black alligators had to die for you to look like a chump in front of Chloe? But seriously that thing is HIDEOUS. It looks like something you'd find a crazy bum wearing, with nothing on underneath, as he screamed at a flower bush for trying to steal his thoughts. Chloe is obviously desperate to get away from this floppy haired disaster.
"Up, Up and away!" Lee Lee Sobieski just couldn't seem to get her jumpsuit above her bra.
This is what happens when you've been collecting 19th century French dolls for too long- you start to look like one. And they say black is flattering. That may be true but it tends to have the opposite effect when you're wearing 27 layers of it. Lynn Yaeger from The Village Voice must need some sort of pulley contraption, rigged up in her loft, to get all that off at night. Crazy.
This well drawn illustration explains quite clearly how the layer remover works. Trust me, in a few months this thing will be a big hit with the over 50's artistic crowd.
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