Celebrities shun Y3 show in NY

(Alan Cumming at the Y-3 fall runway show in NY, Friday)

If Alan Cumming is the best celebrity you can get for your fashion show, and if Alan Cumming has to wear a fluorescent top for anyone to notice him, then you need to hire a new PR firm.

Cuba Gooding Jnr- 'Heeeeeyyyy, Helen Hunt! This surely is an honor to be in a photo with you at this exciting event! I loved that show you did with that funny Jew... what was it called, oh yeah, Mad about you!! Man that was some funny shit!!! And you don't look like you've aged a bit- Botox? I could use some of that!!!!!! My forehead's as wrinkly as Alan Cumming's balls sack!!!!! S-H-I-T, did I just say that?!!!!!!!! man I'm C-RA-ZZZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leelee Sobieski- 'I'M NOT HELEN FUCKING HUNT YOU OVER-EXCITED, UNDESERVING OSCAR WINNING HACK! IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME TODAY I'M GOING TO FORM AN UPSET EXPRESSION ON MY STRANGELY FROZEN FACE AND STORM OUT OF THIS B-GRADE FASHION SHOW. AND ALAN CUMMING WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND ME, BALLS SACK AND ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Victor & Rolf love H & M

(Victor & Rolf for H&M runway show at NY fashion week, Friday)

Forget Stella for target, Tsubi for Jeans West(yuck!), Tonya Todman for Lincraft- it's all about Victor and Rolf for H&M.

According to Victor it's less a collaboration and more "a love affair" between the Dutch designers and the English department store.

Our only hope is that it's an open marriage, because we want in! Perhaps we can lure the bespectacled duo to send us some of their clothes. Either that or get on the next plane to London and ransack the store...

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Marc Jacobs make-over

(Marc Jacobs after his NY Fall 2007 show)

I have a theory as to why Marc Jacobs is sans glasses, 10 kilos lighter and free of that greasy shoulder length hair he once sported... It's the post break-up rejuvenation. You know when you leave a long term relationship, in which you kinda let yourself go, and you decide that the only thing that will fix your achy breaky heart is making yourself look better than your ex. Which is kind of hard for Marc considering his boyfriend is so hot. But hey it's worth a shot, a few months ago he was running a solid campaign for Mayor of Fugsville.

And more power to him- he looks good. And besides he's come out of the relationship better off than what’s his name… laser tattoo removal anyone?

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