According to the Drowned Madonna website, a stampede erupted at the Toronto H&M store, yesterday, as bustling shoppers scratched their fellow customers eyes out, scrambling for a piece from the new Madonna designed range. Expect to see the pieces on Ebay faster than you can say- 'my nose, you broke my fucking nose!'.
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Readers, as posted yesterday, we've found the original Polaroid of Kate Moss, mis-labeled Kent Mogg! It's a little hard to see, but if you squint you'll notice it in the bottom right corner. Fuckin hilarious!
(Thanks to Alison Horne for her contstant inspriation for post topics)
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So, most people don't know this, but Unkle Karl is, like, THE biggest Seinfeld fan. This photo was actually taken during the Kenny Kramer reality tour in Monk's coffee shop, in NYC. Karl was sooo excited to be there he just had to get a photo in the booth that the real life characters used to sit in. He even bought a pen along, just in case any of the actors decided to make a surprise visit. Unfortunately they didn't. But Karl just wouldn't let go of that pen- "vat if Jerry valks in and I miss my chance to get an autograph? I might die! Success, money, size 28-vaist, these things are good, but to get Jerry Seinfeld's signature- that would be my greatest achievement! I could die a happy man."
One day Karl, one day.
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