You wish you looked this good: Apr 3, 2007

L.A.M.B to the slaughter

Zaldy Goco, the head designer behind Gwen Stefani's fashion label, L.A.MB. has been given the boot. According to a source, the label is “just not doing as well as it should be.” Another cause for the split seems to have been Zaldy’s involvement in numerous side projects, including his namesake line. The fashion darling made a name for himself as an image consultant for such companies as Donna Karan and M.A.C and as a stylist for both screen and stage, creating rock-worthy looks for Mary J. Blige, Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears and, of course, Stefani herself, most recently working with the Scissor Sisters on the costumes for their sophomore tour. “I think he just had too much going on for Gwen,” speculated the source. A spokesperson for L.A.M.B. declined all comment on the split, as Stefani was not immediately available.

Personally I've never been a fan of the L.A.M.B range. I love Gwen Stefani, but I think most of her label's clothes are a bit crap. But then what do I know, I wore homie pants as a teenager and for a brief period in 93 had a 'bob' haircut.

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Tom I think we are obsessed with Kate!

Should we put a ban, no more Kate posts for at least two days?

Does everyone want to know about her? Is this madness?

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The Kate and Pete music vid

Yes that's right, they've taken their love to a whole new level and released a very strange music video. Not sure what it's all about. You can hardly hear the song, and Kate doesn't seem to do much but swan around in a see-through dress, and swing backwards and forwards in some sort of hammock sex device. It's touching in a voyeuristic kind of way. What do you think of it?

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Kate Moss' Topshop range available at Barneys

Kate Moss' highly anticipated range for Topshop will be stocked at top U.S department store Barneys from May 8th. This will be a first for the UK based store that is yet to hit the U.S market. Sir Phillip Green has talked about opening a Topshop, flagship store in New York, maybe this is the start?

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This one's for Georgie

If you were an otter I'd hold your hand.

xo
Tom

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Unkle Karl- Pic of the week

We didn't know this before we started this feature, but there are soo many weird Karl Lagerfeld photos out there. I mean like zillions. There just aren't any normal photos of him. He's either posing in a golden wheat field, wearing a flower pot as a hat, or, as you can see in this photo, heading off to a protest against himself. At least that's what I think is happening, but really who the fuck knows. Karl is a mystery wrapped inside a riddle. He's 120 years old yet he still managed to produce, like, 5 collections last year, along with a cookbook and documentary, all the while maintaining his girlish figure. A true inspiration!

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Kate Moss no longer sexy

According to FHM that is. Apparently the in-demand model won't make this year's FHM list of the world's 100 sexiest women. "In the fashion world Kate is considered one of the most beautiful women, but according to FHM readers she's past it," explains executive editor CHRIS BELL. "Kate's alleged hard party lifestyle is starting to take its toll and she's definitely starting to look a little weathered. Kate's size zero look might be winning her million-dollar fashion contracts, but the average guy on the street prefers someone much more womanly."

Poor Kate. At least Pete will still fuck you! (please use a condom though, the last thing you need is Hep a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,m,o,p,q,r,s,t,y,v,w,x,y or z)