Dirty Stealing Cunts

'Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery'- yeah, that's all well and good for a haircut, but when your paying $1200 for a dress you don't want to see that thing on anyone else. In this week's edition of 'Dirty Stealing Cunts' we take a look at a little black dress that has popped up everywhere this year. First it appeared on a model at the Monique Lhuillier s/s 07 show, and then like wild fire it popped up at Michael Kors and finally at Dior. This thing spread through the runways faster than the news that Lindsay Lohan is going back to rehab.

Monique Lhuillier s/s 07

Michael Kors s/s 07

Dior f/w 07-08

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Marc Jacobs SUX

I was very excited to discover the legend MJ had a myspace page and promptly added him as a friend. So I leave a message on his page saying what a huge fan I am blah blah. It was over the top I am happy to admit that. But I was saddened to discover my message had been DELETED.

MARC HOW COULD YOU, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME HOW I LOVE YOU?

Their were at least two dozen more over the top messages, why me, WHY ME?!

To bombard Marc with at least a million more adoring remarks click here.

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Unkle Karl- Pic of the week

It's been a while since we had our last Unkle Karl pic of the week. But he's back... warts and all... (well, I'm sure moments after this photo was taken he broke out in a severe case of them).

Karl- Yes, yes I know I'm your hero, inspiration, guiding light in an otherwise bleak world, but I really would prefer if you'd display your affection in a less physical manner. Perhaps with a curtsey. Yes, that would be best. I really do hate to think where those filthy lips have been. I can't imagine the amount of toilet seat lids they've brushed past in a desperate attempt to lick up every last morsel of coke.

And is that one of my gloves you're wearing?

Lindsay- Oh my god, it totally is! I took it from your closet this afternoon, I hope you don't mind?

Karl- How you got in to my house is more of a concern.

Did you at least soak your hands in the basin of antiseptic that was sitting next to the ottoman before you slipped your filthy fingers into them?

Lindsay- WHAT?! I'm such a retard, I thought that was bourbon you'd left out for your dog. I like drank THE WHOLE THING!!!!! I'm probably internally bleeding as we speak. Whoopsy! That's a story to tell in group next time I'm in rehab!
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