Alexander Mcqueen branches into protective wear

(Alexander Mcqueen, ready-to-wear Spring 2007 Menswear show, from this Monday)

Don't you just hate it when you go to check on your pollinating crops and you're forced to wear those ugly beekeeper outfits? I mean they're just so bulky and unfashionable. Thank god Alexander Mcqueen has taken some initiative and updated this outfit for the modern Bee Keeper. No longer must you have to endure the taunts and mockery from your fashion conscious friends and family.

And what's even better, you now have something to wear, if say, one of your beekeeping buddies dies and you have to go to his funeral. You just think of everything Alexander, you really do.

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Semi nude male models...just because

I've spent hours tirelessly searching through the latest photos from the Milan spring shows to bring you the cream of the crop of semi-nude male models. It's a thankless job, but someones gotta do it.

From D&G to Costume National, anyone who says the shows are about the clothes is a danm liar. It's all about skin people, and the more of it the better. Enjoy!

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Marc Jacobs After Party- London

As reported by Georgie in her look at the last Marc Jacobs fashion show after-party, Marky Marc loves socialising with his funky bunch of celebrity friends. And the party to celebrate the opening of his new London store was no exception. Held in the August halls and Salons of the Connaught (which is just about to be closed for a renovation) everyone wanted a piece of Makeover Marc. And the slimmed downed, clean cut designer was more than happy to oblige.

(Marky Marc and Selma Blair sporting the Mccully Culkin look.)

(Pixie Geldof is either pouting, or just trying to get a strand of prawn out of her front teeth- those two are so often consfused.)

(Marc's biggest fag hag Sophia Coppola waits impatiently for her photo to be taken- 'sigh...posing is just sooo pedestrian.')

And then Faggy McFag, the mayor of Fagsville (population 1) turned up! In contrast to Sophia, Faggy posed for 25 minutes and had two costume changes before he would let the photographer go- he's is soo coming to the You Wish... launch party!

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Brit's Wig

Just a quick question. Why did Britney shave off her hair, just to wear this shitous wig? Even her ratty extensions were better than this hooker hand me down. Just breath Georgie... see god in everyone, see good in everyone, see god in everyone...

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