Angry Anna

(Anna Wintour, André Leon Talley, at Carolina Herrera on Monday)

Andre- Don't look now Anna, but a pho-to-grapher is trying to get a shot of us- quickly fold your arms and scowl.

Anna- Yes Andre, after 20 years at Vogue, I think I know the drill! If I scowled any harder I might actually crush my teeth and burst a blood vessel in my eye. Perhaps if you weren't wearing that HIDEOUS coat, they wouldn't be taking a photo in the first place.

Andre- Well I'm sorry Anna, but I've been invited to participate in the 'Vera Wang Celebrity Fashion Circus' as a lion tamer, and I didn't think I'd have time to change between shows.

Anna- All I hear is 'talk, talk, talk'. I simply don't have the energy, or patience, to ingest these words that continually seem to fall from your oversized lips. Just shut up and watch this show before I pour my Burberry colostomy bag all over your precious little 'lion taming' jacket!