London Fashion Week- Julien MacDonald

'HELLO WORLD! Here I come!'

This is the gayest photo I have EVER seen. This photo is so gay that if it walked into a gay bar someone might actually try to fuck it in the arse.

Naomi Campbell opened for Julien MacDonald's London Fall show yesterday. Her surprise visit had the front row covering their heads in fear she might throw something at them.

"Don't fuck with me bitches!"

Ok, it's not a big deal Elizebeth Jagger. I don't mean to scare you. But there's a possum attached to your shoulder. It looks kind of placid, but you never know with those things. Just stay cool, keep walking, then as soon as you're back stage get Naomi Campbell to bite its head off. She's good with stuff like that.