Celebrities shun Y3 show in NY

(Alan Cumming at the Y-3 fall runway show in NY, Friday)

If Alan Cumming is the best celebrity you can get for your fashion show, and if Alan Cumming has to wear a fluorescent top for anyone to notice him, then you need to hire a new PR firm.

Cuba Gooding Jnr- 'Heeeeeyyyy, Helen Hunt! This surely is an honor to be in a photo with you at this exciting event! I loved that show you did with that funny Jew... what was it called, oh yeah, Mad about you!! Man that was some funny shit!!! And you don't look like you've aged a bit- Botox? I could use some of that!!!!!! My forehead's as wrinkly as Alan Cumming's balls sack!!!!! S-H-I-T, did I just say that?!!!!!!!! man I'm C-RA-ZZZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leelee Sobieski- 'I'M NOT HELEN FUCKING HUNT YOU OVER-EXCITED, UNDESERVING OSCAR WINNING HACK! IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME TODAY I'M GOING TO FORM AN UPSET EXPRESSION ON MY STRANGELY FROZEN FACE AND STORM OUT OF THIS B-GRADE FASHION SHOW. AND ALAN CUMMING WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND ME, BALLS SACK AND ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!