Renee shits bunnies

Renee Zellweger is starring in the new Beatrix Potter movie.

Renee's over zealous Publicist talks to her team-"We need some PR for the movie STAT. I want Renee airbrushed to death, in a grey marl, V-neck, over-sized sweater/dress, on the cover of US Vogue this minute. Oh and don't forget to put a rabbit somewhere in the shot...but don't make it the star. It should be all about Renee. Maybe she could sit on the rabbit, NO.... GIVE BIRTH TO IT! YES!!!! The rabbit is like a metaphor for the movie, that Renee is giving BIRTH TO. OMG! this. is. awesome. Make it happen people, Renee NEEDS us!"