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Here's what I got when I put Karl Lagerfeld into youtube- hope those French lessons are coming along Thomas J!
I have a feeling this is the French version of the Celebrity roast, but hey who would know?
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I've said it before and I'll say it again- searching for semi nude male models is a tough gig. I know it seems like it's all fun and pervs, but it's really not. Firstly you have to trawl through pages and pages of show photos till you find anything worth using. And then I have to (quickly) upload them before anyone else in my 'open planned' (damn you wall-less work space!) office, catches on to what I'm doing, and starts to think I'm a big perv!
Yet, no matter what obstacles that come my way, I'm willing to overcome them- just to keep you --my readers-- happy. Because they can take our freedom, but they'll never take our semi nude male models!
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Strange but true. Apparently he took to the stage at the recent Paris shows. Here's the low down-
Karl Lagerfeld’s bodyguard Sebastien Jondeau made his runway debut the morning of the show, modeling—if only slightly awkwardly—two snug looks. “It was strange and funny because for me it was something new,” he admitted afterward. “But it was a treat to be there and something special to me.” The timing of his looks was perfect, as Jondeau’s final runway walk with the rest of the models culminated precisely with Lagerfeld’s runway bow—allowing the handsome Parisian bachelor to assume his original duties.
Man I can't believe I let this one slip through the cracks. That is fuckin hilarious. Trust Karl to have a hot bodyguard. Do you think he cuts scarves with his Samurai sword-- ala Kevin Costner in the Bodyguard-- to impress Karl? Can't you just see him carrying a scared Karl in his big arms, as they battle there way through an overzealous crowd at a Chanel show- "You're safe now lil' fella, I'll never let you go."
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Scar J is on the most recent cover of Vogue (US), in a story and photo shoot, all about 'embracing your shape'. She sure gets alot of attention for having an arse! Seriously Anna Wintour- it's NO big deal! In fact if you ever left the bubble of the Vogue offices you'd probably notice that half of America has arses- big fat wobbly ones. And in comparison to the majority of US women, Scar j is a twig. So get over it, and stop deceptively glorifying her for the way she was born. We all know that if you had it your way- no one heavier than the physical weight of your magazine, would ever grace the cover.
Check out the article here.
And check out the pics from the mag below. Can you believe that the plain Jane from Ghost World would one day grow up to be so hot?
I don't know why they used the photo they have for the cover- there are so many hotter ones inside the mag...
(Ghost World 2001)
Va Va Vrooom!
Mama mia Pizzeria!!
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'Hahahahahahahahahahhahah, cough, hahahahahahahahahhhahaahahhaahha!'
Man that's hilarious. When I found these look-a-likes of two of youwish...'s favourites, SJP and Racheal 'arse face' Zoe, I just knew I had to post them. Prince William looks like Racheal Zoe- who'd have thunk it?
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"Our daughter, Allegra, has been battling anorexia, a very serious disease, for many years,” Versace and Paul Beck said in a statement released by spokesman Robert Zimmerman.
“She is receiving the best medical care possible to help overcome this illness and is responding well. As parents, we are doing our best to protect our daughter. However, due to numerous media reports, we want to let everyone know that we appreciate their concern for Allegra, and we ask that her privacy be respected at this time.”
This is what happens when your mother is Donetella FUCKING Versace! I'm not saying it's completely her fault. Obviously not everyone who grows up in the fashion biz becomes a friend of 'Anna'. I mean look at Margherita Missoni. She grew up in the same environment as Allegra, yet has so far managed to avoid entering any type of treatment centre. However the fact that this is an achievement, for the child of a celebrity, certainly says something about how fucked up their world's are. I mean besides the backstage scenes, full of bony models with empty stomachs and even emptier minds, imagine living in Casa de Versace? Picture little Allegra, eating her breakfast in the palatial kitchen as a wigless Donetella stumbles in, ciggie in mouth, lips seeping collagen, eyes blazing red, white residue caked in her nose creases- 'Darrrrling, moommy, has a terrible headache. Be a pooossum and rub my feeeeet while I scream at the fridge.' That's enough to turn anyone off their food!
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Project Runway is about to begin casting for season 4. If you can sew a hem without ending up in the emergency ward, then visit the website and apply.
Compared to 99% of Reality TV, where it seems the only skill needed to be a contestant, is the ability to lose weight at a rapid rate, or look surprised when your modified car/house/boyfriend is reveled-- the contestants on Project Runway actually need to have talent. In fact that's the whole point of the show: whomever can make the best dress, wins. Simple as that. And it's addictively entertaining. When tattoo-face Jeffrey, made Angela's mum cry, I was glued to the screen. And with Heidi Klum as host what more could you ask for?
Heidi even gives Donald Trump a run for his money with her unintentionally chilly, trademark farewell- "Auf Wiedersehen!" (Goodbye in German) and a quick kiss on either side of their cheeks. Cold, ice cold. Just the way we like it.
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The couple hide there weeping sores from the paparazzi, under identical black scarfs, as they leave there London home for a fashion studio.
Hope the photographer at the studio has a seriously good retoucher on staff. Cold sores are a little hard to disguise with make up alone- I've tried, believe you me...(oh shit, I've said too much)
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