This one's for Georgie
Hope you're having a nice afternoon douche bag!
P.S. If you don't know what douching is google it now!
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28.3.07
27.3.07
Madonna Causes H&M Mayhem
According to the Drowned Madonna website, a stampede erupted at the Toronto H&M store, yesterday, as bustling shoppers scratched their fellow customers eyes out, scrambling for a piece from the new Madonna designed range. Expect to see the pieces on Ebay faster than you can say- 'my nose, you broke my fucking nose!'.
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Kent Mogg cont'd
Readers, as posted yesterday, we've found the original Polaroid of Kate Moss, mis-labeled Kent Mogg! It's a little hard to see, but if you squint you'll notice it in the bottom right corner. Fuckin hilarious!
(Thanks to Alison Horne for her contstant inspriation for post topics)
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Unkle Karl- Pic of the week
So, most people don't know this, but Unkle Karl is, like, THE biggest Seinfeld fan. This photo was actually taken during the Kenny Kramer reality tour in Monk's coffee shop, in NYC. Karl was sooo excited to be there he just had to get a photo in the booth that the real life characters used to sit in. He even bought a pen along, just in case any of the actors decided to make a surprise visit. Unfortunately they didn't. But Karl just wouldn't let go of that pen- "vat if Jerry valks in and I miss my chance to get an autograph? I might die! Success, money, size 28-vaist, these things are good, but to get Jerry Seinfeld's signature- that would be my greatest achievement! I could die a happy man."
One day Karl, one day.
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26.3.07
Kate Moss AKA Kent Mogg
Yesterday in the UK, the new May Vogue come out. It features our fave Kate Moss on the cover, in her very own Topshop creation (hope you all watched the video Tom posted yesterday!!). Can't wait to get my hot little hands on a copy of this issue.
A funny story about Kate Moss. In her early days she was known as Kent Mogg! The name arose from a shoot she did in Japan. A photographers assistant, who didn't have the best grasp of the English language, mis-labeled a poloroid of her as Kent Mogg!! Love it!
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Madonna H&M outtake
Via Perez Hilton, check out this outtake from Madonna's recent TVC for her range of clothes at H&M, where she gets a bit slap happy.
I know a few thousand men (circa 1992) who wouldn't mind being slapped by Madonna... or pissed on while she masturbates a horse ridden by Naomi Campbell (anyone remember The SEX book?). Express yourself, don't repress yourself!
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25.3.07
Donetella falls head over heels for Elton
We don't feature nearly enough Donetella Versace on youwish... But that is going to change from this day onwards. Here, Ol' Donny has a little stumble as she heads into Elton John's 60th b'day bash, in NYC, Saturday night. But like a true pro, she quickly found her feet, brushed her weave out of her face, and posed like a hot bitch for the cameras. Magnifico!
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Magazine Monday- Stick a wick in her and she'd melt
Yes! I've finally done a Magazine Monday, on a Monday. I'm so proud of myself I could cry. But I won't... or more I can't. After my botched eye lift, my tear ducts just haven't been the same- damn you Dr. 90210!
But back to the post. Lindsay Lohan is on the latest cover of GQ magazine. Photographed by famed photog Terry 'I-fuck-everyone-I-shoot' Richadson, Lindsay is doing her best busty bombshell posses in these shots.
But is it just me, or does Lindsay look eerily like a Madame Tussuad's wax statue of herself? Maybe it's a sly hint to the wax house to get them to hurry up and invite her to pose. It's like her audition. She's sending a message that she would look "totally smokin", in wax, if they just gave her the chance...
Lindsay could single handedly support the Red Bull Formula One team, with the amount she drinks of the stuff!
"Who needs an eye patch, when you've got a fringe?"
"Am I taking the photo, or are you? I'm confused. Too many nights out on the water, if ya know what I mean ;)"
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Kate Moss's Top Shop Podcast
You're NO one until you've got a podcast, and you're even more of a NO one until you've designed a range of clothing for H & M or Topshop. And Kate Moss is SOMEBODY god damn it, cos she's got both. The latest celeb to to add fashion designer to their CV, Kate's range will feature ugg boots and jeans inspired by her tattoos. Good Lord!
I just don't get this obsession with celebrities designing clothes, I mean isn't fashion designing a trade? Doesn't it take skill, and years of training? Shouldn't it only be done by people who've studied it at school, or worked their arses off in a fashion house learning the trade. I wouldn't let Kate design my house. It would be a disaster. The place would end up with hundreds of mirrored surfaces and no kitchen. Yet when it comes to making clothes, the public seem more than happy to let celebs like Coke-head Kate and Horse-face Parker dress them.
Coco Chanel must be rolling in her chiffon lined grave!
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Because he's so damn funny...
While not really having much to do with fashion, I just had to post this video that Ricky Gervais made for Comic relief in the UK. It's fucking hilarious. Best line ever- "who's that homeless smackhead... oh it's sir Bob Geldof!"
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