As the song goes "you're no one until somebody loves you", or at least until you get a Mysapce page. Which is what we've gone and done-
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Support us as we- "do our beautiful work in beautifying this beautiful world that is already (pause) already so pretty"- Ms Ana Matronic (Filthy Gorgeous)
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Little Marc- one might think this is a nickname for Marc Jacob's other member, but alas no. He's doing childrens wear.
Made for 2's- tweens, all of society will soon be dressed by Marc Jacobs. Angelina and Brad need not worry about where to shop for little Shiloh any longer...
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Just a quick yello from T & G. We want to thank everyone whose been reading and commenting on the blog since we launched. We appreciate it very much and hope you keep it up.
And thanks for the shout out on 'Kiss My Fashion' on Kiss Fm last night- that was too excellent for words. Anyhoo let's get back to it!
Love T&G (Tom and Georgie, or tits and giggles if we were the warm up act for Rodney Rude)
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(Alexander Mcqueen, ready-to-wear Spring 2007 Menswear show, from this Monday)
Don't you just hate it when you go to check on your pollinating crops and you're forced to wear those ugly beekeeper outfits? I mean they're just so bulky and unfashionable. Thank god Alexander Mcqueen has taken some initiative and updated this outfit for the modern Bee Keeper. No longer must you have to endure the taunts and mockery from your fashion conscious friends and family.
And what's even better, you now have something to wear, if say, one of your beekeeping buddies dies and you have to go to his funeral. You just think of everything Alexander, you really do.
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I've spent hours tirelessly searching through the latest photos from the Milan spring shows to bring you the cream of the crop of semi-nude male models. It's a thankless job, but someones gotta do it.
From D&G to Costume National, anyone who says the shows are about the clothes is a danm liar. It's all about skin people, and the more of it the better. Enjoy!
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As reported by Georgie in her look at the last Marc Jacobs fashion show after-party, Marky Marc loves socialising with his funky bunch of celebrity friends. And the party to celebrate the opening of his new London store was no exception. Held in the August halls and Salons of the Connaught (which is just about to be closed for a renovation) everyone wanted a piece of Makeover Marc. And the slimmed downed, clean cut designer was more than happy to oblige.
(Marky Marc and Selma Blair sporting the Mccully Culkin look.)
(Pixie Geldof is either pouting, or just trying to get a strand of prawn out of her front teeth- those two are so often consfused.)
(Marc's biggest fag hag Sophia Coppola waits impatiently for her photo to be taken- 'sigh...posing is just sooo pedestrian.')
And then Faggy McFag, the mayor of Fagsville (population 1) turned up! In contrast to Sophia, Faggy posed for 25 minutes and had two costume changes before he would let the photographer go- he's is soo coming to the You Wish... launch party!
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Just a quick question. Why did Britney shave off her hair, just to wear this shitous wig? Even her ratty extensions were better than this hooker hand me down. Just breath Georgie... see god in everyone, see good in everyone, see god in everyone...
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The award for 'the most Eastern European models in one show', would surely have to go to Jil (one L) Sander. Back stage, in Milan last week, make-up artists couldn't tell their Vladislavs from their Slavacs.
The revenue generated by the models resulted in at least 14 Croatian villages been feed, clothed and schooled for a full year. Jil gives so they may grow (into models she can chuck down her runway).
I think George Costanza wore this jacket in an episode of Seinfeld- "it's Gortex Jerry, Gortex!"
Sheeshhh... this guy really takes 'fierce' to a whole new level. Apparently he bit a stylist before he came out!
"In my village a jacket this fancy could get me a wife and a video store membership!"
"I model, I walk down runway with my bag of tricks and make face with my beauty- good time for all!"
Wait a second... this guy isn't Eastern European! He looks more Jason Priestly than Vladimir Putin! Impostor! Although he is rather dishy, so we'll give him a pass just once.
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The people behind Sarah Jessica Parker's Fragrance will design the smell. Steve Mormris, the senior VP of global marketing for Coty Beauty, says the concept for the fragrance was a "mix of elegant and risque... with smoky rose and black undertones and a vintage English feel." He adds that the "complicated floral scent reflected the duality of Moss... it captures the two sides of Kate: the good Kate and the bad Kate."
I was thinking about this whole good Kate, bad Kate concept. So what's her bad side? Going on a three day bender in Ibiza with Pete? And if so what's her good side? being a caring mother to Lila? Which I guess if you put those two together her scent would probably be a mix of champagne, cocaine and the rich aroma of spew mixed with talcum powder and teddy bears? Mmm, tres chic?
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This weeks 'Magazine Monday' is all about the pout. Both the old Mrs Cruise and the new one can be seen in the same month pulling the pout on separate magazine covers.
I guess as part of the Scientology induction you're taught not only how to remove the thetan clusters from your system, but also how to 'work it' for the cameras.
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