Magazine Monday- Wednesday Edition

Bjork is on the cover of the May issue of i-D magazine in a crazy Zoolu inspired knitted outfit, with painted face, carrying a stick I assume she found on the way to the shoot. I don't know what else to say about the look. It's nothing if not expected from Bjork. The woman certainly walks to the beat of her own fashion drum. And I think it's great. I was such a fan of her swan dress at the Academy Awards. I thought it was the coolest outfit. And the over-the-top response it received, was so symptomatic of how conservative a LOT of Americans are when it comes to fashion.

The Oscars have not been the same without Bjork. We need to get her nominated next year. Then she could turn up in something as equally crazy as 'the Swan' and show all those boring actresses in chiffon how it's really done. It's gonna have to be something big to top the her last effort. I'm thinking something inspired by the withered vagina of Laura Bush. Just a big floppy, guant looking thing, that really parallels with the country, what happens when you get fucked by George W. Bush. And on her head she could wear a giant hat made out of the pubic hair of slaughtered Iraqis. Something that really makes a statement. And just for the hell of it, maybe she could pair the whole outfit with a necklace made out of the empty pockets of fired steel workers. Just a thought. Joan Rivers would literally shit herself.