12.4.07

Naomi Shops with Marc in Beverly Hills


Marc and Naomi may look all wholesome and reformed after serving time for Alcohol abuse and aggravated assault, but I know better. Marc's got a fat ass bottle of vodka in that bag, and Naomi's hidden her assistant's severed hand in the glove compartment of that car. After they've downed the vodka and had a good laugh about the severed hand, they're gonna head over to Winona Ryder's house to show her all the shit they stole.

Celebrities get to have all the fun!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Naomi looks like a school teacher in that dress!

Anonymous said...

So does Marc

Anonymous said...

LOVE YOUR SITE. It is hilarious! Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Is Naomi modeling for Marc Jacobs all of a sudden?

Anonymous said...

Love your site, you guys make me hard! (in a non sexual complimentary way) :)