Magazine Monday- Models of the future

The May cover of Vogue.
From left to right: Lily Donaldson(IMG), Hilary Rhoda(IMG), Doutzen Kroes(DNA), Sasha Pivovarova(IMG), Caroline Trentini(Marilyn), Raquel Zimmermann(DNA), Jessica Stam(IMG), Chanel Iman(Ford), Coco Rocha(Elite), Agyness Deyn(DNA).

Remmember the good ol' days when supermodels ruled the world? When Linda wouldn't get out of bed for less than $10,000, when Claudia was making magic with David Copperfield, when Naomi was stradelling Madonna in the sex book, when Elle still held the title of 'the body', when Cindy was pulling gerbils out of Richard Gere's arse, and when all you need to say was a first name to know who they were? Well those days are gone! Granted those old broads have aged much better than the rest of the population (a great feat considering their excessive lifestyles), and most of them are still kicking around- albeit in courtrooms and rehab- but there time has past. Now there is a new breed. Leaner meaner and considerably more Eastern European, these girls are apparently the ones to watch.

Perhaps I'm just being sentimental, but these girls just don't compare with the 90's supermodels. But hey, they have time to work on it. Lily Donaldson needs to get offer arse and throw something at her assistant. Sasha Pivovarova needs to drop her last name and release a calendar and/or workout video. And lastly Chanel Iman needs to call up Billy Baldwin ASAP and get Fair Game 2 off the ground! Am I asking too much?

"The names William, punk!"

Who's the chic at the back?