Valentino hates skeletons

According to 'The Daily mail', fashion designer Valentino has made a plea, at the start of Paris Fashion Week, for the 'parade of skeletons featured on the runway to end.'

Apparently, 'Spain, Italy and Brazil have banned extremely skinny models from catwalks' and after fashion bosses refused to ban them at the Paris shows, Valentino thought it was time to take a stand.

Fair enough point Val. But it's not as if any of the model's from your Paris spring show have any junk in their trunks. In fact I'd say most are one purge away from an IV drip and brittle bone disease.

You can talk the talk Val, but your models sure ain't walking the walk! (man I should write these lines for a living)