The origins of Zoolander

[after he pokes a girl with a pin]
Mugatu: "Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!"

Ben Stiller first created the character of Derek Zoolander for the 1996 VH1 Fashion Awards. After the wild response he received from the spot, VH1 commissioned him to write a script which then became the successful movie.

Click this link to check out the original sketch he made for the show. It's hilarious!

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Magazine Wednesday- Karl shots first lady

According to Women's Wear Daily, Karl Lagerfeld has photographed French first lady Bernadette Chirac for the latest issue of French magazine Paris Match.

"The first lady is photographed wearing a pair of fingerless leather gloves, a nod to a designer who never takes his off. Chirac, who is busy packing up to move out of the Elysée Palace soon — the French will be electing a new President on April 22 — gave a tour of her home to the weekly magazine. Lagerfeld shot Chirac with members of her staff and in the Elysée wine cellar. The 10-page article also includes a spread of photographs Chirac selected herself, which illustrate her 12 years spent at the palace."

Wonder if she also fucked her body guard, bought 70 ipods, and grew a silver ponytail as another 'nod' to Unkle Karl? He'd be totally flattered.

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Subscribers make us wet

Well that only happens to Georgie. Such vulgarity is below me. But subscribers certainly put a big smile on my little face. So go on, what have you got to lose? It's a very unobtrusive email that beams into your inbox with updates of our latest pile of posts. Everyone's doing it and we promise not to ever use your email for anything untoward. In fact we don't even get your email. The little people inside my computer do. And they've assured me, they'll keep them very private. So go on, be a friend, you know you want to.

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Ugly Betty Vs Dove

Remember the Dove evolution campaign?



Well, Chanel 4 in the UK has done a clever reversal version of the ad for the TV show Ugly Betty.



Another example of why advertising in the UK is probably the best in the world. Love it! Bit over Ugly Betty though. I was so excited for it at the start, now I watch it and it somehow seems a bit lame. I mean, in how many more episodes does she have to win everyone over with her heart of gold before they abandon their superficial ways, and realise they actually like her? Me thinks the story line is getting a little repetitive.

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Vintage Kate

She looks so fresh faced!

Way before cocaine and bizarre duets with Pete, Kate sat down with an interviewer and spoke about life as a model.

I love it when she speaks, she's so meak and mild mannered. Oh how I miss the old days.

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You wish... Model of the Month

This is a new feature for youwish... in which we turn our lecherous attention to a hot male model that's making our pants fizzy at the mo. So like a drunk old sugar daddy showing off his young lover to his jealous friends, itsss my plwesurre tooo introduccceee youse tooo Louis Prades...

Louise has modeled for Calvin Klein(above) and has also been photographed by such famed photogs as Steven Meisel. Louise also enjoys horseback riding, Grey's Anatomy and having his boyfriend cum all over his face.

Just the type of guy we like!

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Paris Launches cheap watch range

Paris Hilton launched a range of self named watches in Basel, Switzerland, on Saturday. In collaboration with Parlux, the company that already makes Hilton's fragrance, the watches are as cheap as Paris herself. While Paris proclaimed a love for luxury timepieces from the likes of Rolex and Franck Muller, Hilton said her watches will be more for p-p-poor (I always have trouble saying that word) people, "Not everyone can afford that type of watch," Hilton patronizingly claimed at a news conference before a hired room of European journalists.

The watches will be available in stores this winter, and will retail for a measly $150 to $250!

Even homeless people can afford that!

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This one's for Georgie...

Because I value you so much as a friend, I got Britney to send you a video message on my behalf. It makes no friggin sense, which I think is perfect cos, you know, our friendship doesn't much sense either. (See what I did just there? I made a parallel. Pretty clever hey? I should total apply for an internship at Seventeen Magazine. I could write smart shit about young Sudanese refugees dealing with body image issues and the pressure to be thin in the third world. I would total rock as a serious journalist, focusing on in-depth issues, like Barbara Walters or Mary Hart.)

Anyway, hope you like it.

Love Tom
xoxo

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A Jetsetting Essential

Anyone flying Vladivostock Air to the next Russian fashion week?

Something delightful mid flight? You bet

You might be a tad weary about what they will serve you in-flight. So as to avoid disappointment, check out this very in-depth look at airline food, and full reviews of in flight services, for every airline-

AirlineMeals.net

A very fun and informative way to spend 15 minutes at work!

(P.S. Georgie wrote this, I'm just republishing cos her formatting got stuffed up. Damn computers ruining my day!)

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Monday morning smile

You may have all seen the video for Fiest's new song on Perez, but if you haven't then today's your lucky day. I hope it makes your Monday morning a little more bearable.

Cheers big ears

Tom and Georgie
xoxo

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