Super duper, English artist Banksy is offering free downloads of his most popular works on his website. Along with the free prints he also offers instructions on printing-
Serving suggestion:
"Prints look best when done on gloss paper using the company printer ink when everyone else is at lunch."
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For those of you who have seen the film (and for those who haven't), I've found this cool video of the making of the September 2006 cover of Vogue. Isn't Kiki Dunst a lucky girl- wearing all pretty dresses, designed especially for HER...Check it out bitches.
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Man she's colder than an Eskimo eating an ice cream...in a fridge factory!!! And that 'bob'. I know it's her 'thing', but man that thing would annoy the hell out of me.
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Ok, so these ones are a bit closer to her, but even still, the Lohan we've come to love and loathe is suspiciously absent in this photo. No freckles, although she does have a serious case of Gingervitis.
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Ok I know these are like so last week, but whatever, I don't follow trends I set them (I have no idea what that means, but let's just go with it).
Lindsay Lohan is the new face of Miu Miu, but fuck me if you would know it's her with out someone pointing it out. It's amazing what a wig, a retoucher and the latest in genetic engineering technology can produce. I introduce to you Lidsay's clone- Robo-Rohan...
"Promises has cable TV, but The Wonderland Center has ensuites...Fuck. Why is this so hard?"
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Renee Zellweger is starring in the new Beatrix Potter movie.
Renee's over zealous Publicist talks to her team-"We need some PR for the movie STAT. I want Renee airbrushed to death, in a grey marl, V-neck, over-sized sweater/dress, on the cover of US Vogue this minute. Oh and don't forget to put a rabbit somewhere in the shot...but don't make it the star. It should be all about Renee. Maybe she could sit on the rabbit, NO.... GIVE BIRTH TO IT! YES!!!! The rabbit is like a metaphor for the movie, that Renee is giving BIRTH TO. OMG! this. is. awesome. Make it happen people, Renee NEEDS us!"
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What do you do when you're the new hit of Hollywood, but you can't speak english. Head to a Chanel Perfume luanch at the Chateu Marmont and ignore everyone, of course. ->Nytimes.com
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Lindsay- "On behalf of Karl, swollen cheeks and myself, I'd like to welcome you to ‘you wish you looked this good.com’.
Since checking into rehab, I've decided to spend more time focusing on the things that are important in life. So that's why I'm happy to help launch this site. Because if rehab has taught me anything, it's that what's on the outside is what really counts. I mean people can't see into your insides... CAN THEY? Well maybe if they carried an X-ray machine around with them at all times, but even still, it would totally take ages for the x-ray’s to be printed. Anyways I've forgotten what I was saying, oh yeah, this site is like totally about what's on the outside. It's like what my sponsor's been teaching me. I'm can't reveal her identity (they don't call it Alcoholics Anonymous for nothing, dummy!), but she is always like, 'Lindsay. How will people know your special, unless you show them with your face?' And every time she says that, I'm always like, 'that's so true Donatella, that's sooo true!'
Which is why looking AMAZING, at all times, is so important! And why this site kicks fashion arse- because it looks amazing and is full of amazing looking people...'
Karl- “So firstly. Lindsay. Don’t EVER speak for me! I may love you like the emotionally stunted daughter, my womb never held, but that does not mean you can speak for the great Karl Largerfield. Do it again and I will mix your coke with rat poison!
I have been in fashion for more years than Madame Tutuea ruled the brothels of the Citea Maisons Alfort. And I don’t put my name behind anything I don’t believe in. Ok, maybe that book I wrote about how I lost all the fat that once housed my divine soul, was not so good- but hey, even a genius can sometimes step in the gum of stupidity. So when I find something so wonderful as this site, I must shine my golden light on it. I must rip off my fingerless gloves (I can’t pick up coins with regular ones) and scream to the world- ‘you wished you looked this good.com has arrived, and bitches- it’s not going anywhere!’”
Cher- “Botox is for children! I’ve been using Botox 2000 for the last year and now I can’t move any muscle in my whole face. I actually have to type everything into one of those voice box things Stephen Hawkings has. So I’ll keep this short. You wish you looked this good.com rocks, and even though my face may be frozen, my insides are smiling with excitement.”
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