Subscribers make us wet

Well that only happens to Georgie. Such vulgarity is below me. But subscribers certainly put a big smile on my little face. So go on, what have you got to lose? It's a very unobtrusive email that beams into your inbox with updates of our latest pile of posts. Everyone's doing it and we promise not to ever use your email for anything untoward. In fact we don't even get your email. The little people inside my computer do. And they've assured me, they'll keep them very private. So go on, be a friend, you know you want to.