You wish you looked this good: Feb 25, 2007

25.2.07

Sex- The movie

Apparently the original screenwriters are working on the script for the new SATC movie. I am rather excited about this. I Wonder if the super talented Patricia Field (the woman responsible for the awesome outfits on the show) is on-board?

All the girls have signed on, even Kim Catrall, who was originally in a pay dispute with the producers resulting in the film's delay.

Production is due to start mid-year...

Do you think it will be good or tragic?

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Fashion at the Oscars

I know the Oscars are a little outside the realm of what we do here, but it's just too good an opportunity to not write about considering every movie star (that matters), is at the show wearing a designer dress. And these dresses will be seen by over two billion people. So you can imagine what effect that has on a designer's profile and profitability. And if it effects designers then it effects us (I'm so dramatic). Plus there's just too much opportunity for hilarity...

Jodie Foster grins and bears having to wear her Vera Wang dress (or any dress for that matter- you know how much those lesbians love their functional pants and chunky soled shoes!)

Gwyneth- "I forgot a hair tie and you seem to have fallen in a fish tank and attached some coral to your otherwise pretty Armani dress! hahahhaha... we really need to sort our shit out...I mean, I don't even know why I was invited hahaha, I'M NOT EVEN NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING!..." (fades off to awkward silence)

Isla Fisher doesn't need a bra. She has a convenient boobie shelf, built right into her pretty little, strapless forest green dress.

The mini Aussie supported her fiancee Sacha Baron Cohen, whose film Borat was bizarrely nominated for 'best adapted screenplay'. Hmmmmm? I though Borat was improvised?

Fucking hot! I have no other words to describe Penelope Cruz's strapless Versace dress. Although imagine the amount of cigarette butts and straws this thing would pick up at the after party- very messy.

Apparently Penelope snuck in Salma Hayek under her hem. Those Latino ladies look after each other.

Straight after this photo was taken, Cate Blanchett raised her right hand into the air and jetted off the the planet Zargon in her Armani Prive dress, where she battled the Cryptopians in an interstellar battle for control of the universe. What can't this wonder woman do? She's an actor, mum, face of obscure Japanese skin care company and now an intergalactic warrior. And I guess considering she didn't win, she could always take herself home as a life sized, runner-up, silver Oscar.