She looks so fresh faced!
Way before cocaine and bizarre duets with Pete, Kate sat down with an interviewer and spoke about life as a model.
I love it when she speaks, she's so meak and mild mannered. Oh how I miss the old days.
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This is a new feature for youwish... in which we turn our lecherous attention to a hot male model that's making our pants fizzy at the mo. So like a drunk old sugar daddy showing off his young lover to his jealous friends, itsss my plwesurre tooo introduccceee youse tooo Louis Prades...
Louise has modeled for Calvin Klein(above) and has also been photographed by such famed photogs as Steven Meisel. Louise also enjoys horseback riding, Grey's Anatomy and having his boyfriend cum all over his face.
Just the type of guy we like!
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Paris Hilton launched a range of self named watches in Basel, Switzerland, on Saturday. In collaboration with Parlux, the company that already makes Hilton's fragrance, the watches are as cheap as Paris herself. While Paris proclaimed a love for luxury timepieces from the likes of Rolex and Franck Muller, Hilton said her watches will be more for p-p-poor (I always have trouble saying that word) people, "Not everyone can afford that type of watch," Hilton patronizingly claimed at a news conference before a hired room of European journalists.
The watches will be available in stores this winter, and will retail for a measly $150 to $250!
Even homeless people can afford that!
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Because I value you so much as a friend, I got Britney to send you a video message on my behalf. It makes no friggin sense, which I think is perfect cos, you know, our friendship doesn't much sense either. (See what I did just there? I made a parallel. Pretty clever hey? I should total apply for an internship at Seventeen Magazine. I could write smart shit about young Sudanese refugees dealing with body image issues and the pressure to be thin in the third world. I would total rock as a serious journalist, focusing on in-depth issues, like Barbara Walters or Mary Hart.)
Anyway, hope you like it.
Love Tom
xoxo
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