London Fashion Week- Do I look fat in this?

Skinny models seem to be a big hot button issue at the last few fashion weeks. Spain BANNED them, but London isn't following suit. The 'skinnier the better' say designers showing in London. And I agree! Models should be nothing more than coat hangers for designers clothes. And whose ever seen a fat coat hanger? No no, I like my coat hangers thin and metallic and flexible enough to be used as an antenna for an old TV, which is exactly how I like my models- Gisele gets better reception than a satellite dish!

P.S. Check out the model at the end of the video selecting a piece of bread from the catering table. She looks at that thing like it's a tinea infected toe- 'You expect me to put this in my mouth?'

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Karl pic of the week-Binge then purge

Oh, Karl how you brighten up my day with your hilarious antics. Like releasing a diet book that includes recipes so ridiculously convoluted (tuna and Blackberry mousse anyone?) that the average reader would need a private chef, at their 24-hour disposal, to make them.

But we're glad the diet worked for you. Although we wouldn't hold it against you if you chubbed up again- you're much cuddlier when your're fat.

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Kate Moss looks better in wax

(Kate Moss's Wax figure at Madame Tussaud's in London.)

This is the second wax sculptor of Moss. The first one melted after an unfortunate incident involving Pete Doherty and a crack pipe.

You know what those crazy junkies are like!

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