31.5.07

Following Karl Lagerfeld

The Observer recently followed around Unkle Karl, giving an intriguing look inside the Chanel empire.

Karl's 68 (according to him) for Christ sake! While most people his age are watching Wheel Of Fortune and trying not to piss their pants, Karl is designing like 20 collections a year and hanging with Lindsay Lohan days before she enters rehab. A true inspiration to pensioners everywhere.

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30.5.07

Valentino Cruise Line 08


Cruise lines are all the go at the moment. Chanel launched theirs last week in a giant airline hanger in L.A. and now it's Valentino's turn.

The whole concept of a cruise line is merely a way to tide hungry fashionistas over between the fall and couture shows. Which is good business for the shareholders Valentino is accountable to, but kind of baffling to us mere mortals who aren't that likely to be in need of a whole wardrobe of boating outfits.


What was the Valentino's inspiration for this line...'The Nanny'? It's all very Fran Drescher if you ask me. Perhaps he bought the box set of the series on Ebay and became obsessed. "She was working in a bridal store is Flushings Queens, till her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes, what was she to do, where was she to go, she was out on her fanny!"

It's all very cheap looking, very department store. It's more suited to Fairstar the Fun Ship, than crusing with Naomi Campbell on Flavio Briatore's private yacht.

P.S. I didn't even have to google the lyrics to the Nanny theme song... let's just say I got on well with my T.V. as a teenager.

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29.5.07

Dirty Stealing Cunts

'Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery'- yeah, that's all well and good for a haircut, but when your paying $1200 for a dress you don't want to see that thing on anyone else. In this week's edition of 'Dirty Stealing Cunts' we take a look at a little black dress that has popped up everywhere this year. First it appeared on a model at the Monique Lhuillier s/s 07 show, and then like wild fire it popped up at Michael Kors and finally at Dior. This thing spread through the runways faster than the news that Lindsay Lohan is going back to rehab.


Monique Lhuillier s/s 07


Michael Kors s/s 07


Dior f/w 07-08

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Marc Jacobs SUX

I was very excited to discover the legend MJ had a myspace page and promptly added him as a friend. So I leave a message on his page saying what a huge fan I am blah blah. It was over the top I am happy to admit that. But I was saddened to discover my message had been DELETED.

MARC HOW COULD YOU, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME HOW I LOVE YOU?


Their were at least two dozen more over the top messages, why me, WHY ME?!

To bombard Marc with at least a million more adoring remarks
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Unkle Karl- Pic of the week

It's been a while since we had our last Unkle Karl pic of the week. But he's back... warts and all... (well, I'm sure moments after this photo was taken he broke out in a severe case of them).

Karl- Yes, yes I know I'm your hero, inspiration, guiding light in an otherwise bleak world, but I really would prefer if you'd display your affection in a less physical manner. Perhaps with a curtsey. Yes, that would be best. I really do hate to think where those filthy lips have been. I can't imagine the amount of toilet seat lids they've brushed past in a desperate attempt to lick up every last morsel of coke.

And is that one of my gloves you're wearing?

Lindsay- Oh my god, it totally is! I took it from your closet this afternoon, I hope you don't mind?

Karl- How you got in to my house is more of a concern.

Did you at least soak your hands in the basin of antiseptic that was sitting next to the ottoman before you slipped your filthy fingers into them?

Lindsay- WHAT?! I'm such a retard, I thought that was bourbon you'd left out for your dog. I like drank THE WHOLE THING!!!!! I'm probably internally bleeding as we speak. Whoopsy! That's a story to tell in group next time I'm in rehab!
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25.5.07

This one's for Georgie



Georgie often gets mistaken for Tori Spelling(I kid, I kid, you're way more Gabrielle Carteris) so when I found this clip on Youtube I just had to post it.

I never realised how much prettierTori Spelling sounds when she's voiced by Greek tranny. Love it.


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Quote of the day

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." -Oscar Wilde


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24.5.07

Raunchy or Wrong?

This is a new feature for youwish... in which we take a look at some famous fashion ad campaigns that pushed the boundaries of taste and censorship. Below are a couple of examples that caused a stir when they were released.

This Gucci ad caused such an uproar when it was released in 2003, that I think it even made the 6 o'clock news. I don't know what the big fuss is all about- we all have rude bits... don't we? The world isn't going to explode because a model flashes a bit of nip, or pubic hair in the pages of W magazine. But anyway, that's just my opinion, what do you think?


And then there is this ad for YSL, from 2004... It's not so much, pushing bourndries, as ripping them in half and then pissing all over them. But I'm not complaining, it's against my religion to ever talk badly about naked male models.






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23.5.07

Prince- The Fragrance

According to WWD, Revelations Perfume and Cosmetics Inc is to develop and market 3121, a premium fragrance collection for superstar musician Prince. Created in conjunction with the artist, it is described as an "enticing scent that captures the essence of his eclectic style and music genius".

The white floral scent, which launches in July, comes in a bottle reminiscent of emerald-cut diamonds, while a full front panel has a raised 22-carat gold 3121 decoration.

How can a scent capture the "eclectic style and music genius" of a person? It 's a fragrance, not a DNA sample! What's in it... a mix of purple velvet pants, eyeliner, thin moustache wax and piano keys?

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Chanel Cruise Line

The new Chanel Cruise line showed in New York this week and it all and all, it was a great looking range, and the models weren't too shabby either!


This is gorgeous,
love the blue and red.

"I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates."
He can rollerskate to my place anytime he likes!

How cute is this model Brad Koenig? Nice choice Karl!

After the party, celeb's from all walks of life celebrated the launch with Karl and his fancy jet.



Lindsey and Karl compete for the title of 'Biggest Sluts' of the night, while French Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld brings the shredded cape back into fashion, Chan Marshal aka Cat Power (who perfomed on the night) takes her mini-pig for a walk and Posh... well... poses.



Demi Moore continues to defy nature by not aging, Ashley Olsen shows off an auto-erotic-exfixiation number while Mary-Kate jumps off her broom stick, just in time for a photo, and Jessica Alba puts us to sleep with her perfection.

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