You wish you looked this good

16.4.07

Paris Launches cheap watch range

Paris Hilton launched a range of self named watches in Basel, Switzerland, on Saturday. In collaboration with Parlux, the company that already makes Hilton's fragrance, the watches are as cheap as Paris herself. While Paris proclaimed a love for luxury timepieces from the likes of Rolex and Franck Muller, Hilton said her watches will be more for p-p-poor (I always have trouble saying that word) people, "Not everyone can afford that type of watch," Hilton patronizingly claimed at a news conference before a hired room of European journalists.

The watches will be available in stores this winter, and will retail for a measly $150 to $250!

Even homeless people can afford that!

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This one's for Georgie...

Because I value you so much as a friend, I got Britney to send you a video message on my behalf. It makes no friggin sense, which I think is perfect cos, you know, our friendship doesn't much sense either. (See what I did just there? I made a parallel. Pretty clever hey? I should total apply for an internship at Seventeen Magazine. I could write smart shit about young Sudanese refugees dealing with body image issues and the pressure to be thin in the third world. I would total rock as a serious journalist, focusing on in-depth issues, like Barbara Walters or Mary Hart.)

Anyway, hope you like it.

Love Tom
xoxo

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15.4.07

A Jetsetting Essential

Anyone flying Vladivostock Air to the next Russian fashion week?

Something delightful mid flight? You bet

You might be a tad weary about what they will serve you in-flight. So as to avoid disappointment, check out this very in-depth look at airline food, and full reviews of in flight services, for every airline-

AirlineMeals.net

A very fun and informative way to spend 15 minutes at work!

(P.S. Georgie wrote this, I'm just republishing cos her formatting got stuffed up. Damn computers ruining my day!)

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Monday morning smile

You may have all seen the video for Fiest's new song on Perez, but if you haven't then today's your lucky day. I hope it makes your Monday morning a little more bearable.

Cheers big ears

Tom and Georgie
xoxo

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13.4.07

It's la la love

Pete Doherty dragged his lover Kate Moss on stage during a performance in London recently. According to the Daily Mirror Pete "introduced the track "KP Nuts", and said: "I am dedicating this song..." before the crowds interrupted him to shout out "Kate, Kate".

The singer then replied: "Yes, to my beautiful fiancee."

Moss then apparently jumped on stage and joined Pete in a rocking duet of Chicago's 'Hard Habit to Break.' Then Moss' butted out a ciggie on her face and kissed her modelling career goodbye.

Love makes you do the strangest things

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12.4.07

Kylie's new swimwear for H&M

Jumping on the department store, celebrity designer bandwagon is none other than lil' Ms. Kylie Minogue. And of course, the only department store worth doing a range for is the Swedish owned mega-chain Hennes and Mauritz.

Check out the pics of the range below. She don't look half bad for a 38-year-old. Hope my arse is that pert when I reach her age!

Prices for the line are as follows-

Swimsuit: €19.90
Bikini top: €14.90
Bikini bottom: €9.90
Tunic: €19.90, Caftan: €29.90
Dress: €29.90

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Naomi Shops with Marc in Beverly Hills

Marc and Naomi may look all wholesome and reformed after serving time for Alcohol abuse and aggravated assault, but I know better. Marc's got a fat ass bottle of vodka in that bag, and Naomi's hidden her assistant's severed hand in the glove compartment of that car. After they've downed the vodka and had a good laugh about the severed hand, they're gonna head over to Winona Ryder's house to show her all the shit they stole.

Celebrities get to have all the fun!

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This one's for Tom

Tom I know you love Will and Grace (as do I) so this clip is is just for you.

I wish you were a back up dancer for J-Lo, your dance moves are just as good as Jacks.

Enjoy...

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Jade Jagger becomes a tattoo 'artist'

Click the video to see the style.com video of the little lady tattooing a poor bastard, for the second time in her life!

Man, I wouldn't let Jade Jagger come within 10 meters of me, with a needle filled with ink. I prefer the person who's permanently branding my skin, to have done it at least-- I don't know-- 3 times. As she mentions in the video Jade began tattooing after forming an interest in the art-form one summer. She's been learning from one of her friends who owns a tattoo studio in Ibiza (where she lives). Which I guess means that the next smashed English tourist, wanting to commemorate his his holiday with a, 'I'm in love with the DJ' tattoo, might just end up with a Jade Jagger original. You've been warned.

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11.4.07

New Face for Louis Vuitton

Thanks to our dear friends at Oh la la Paris for this one. This hottie above is the new face for Louis Vuitton. Vincent Lacrocq (or Vinnie, as I call him when he's tending to 'my business') is already a seasoned pro on the runways. This dude has modeled for more fashion houses than I've stared inappropriately at strangers on the bus! And is it just me, but doesn't he have a striking resemblance to the ex B.F of one Marc Jacob's- head designer at L.V?

Coincidence? I think not.