Unkle Karl Pic of the Week- Let's hike!

And you thought hikers were unfashionable! Not Unkle Karl. This bitch won't step foot in a National Park unless dressed head to toe in Dior Homme.

And let me tell you , once Unkle Karl gets walking, there is no stopping him. Karl did the Kokoda trail in half a day and then designed 3 collections, before night fall, without breaking so much as a sweat on his botoxed little brow. Don't be fooled thinking it was his diet that helped him lose all that weight.

I believe this photo was taken somewhere around the base camp of 'Mount Kanchenjunga', in Nepal. Karl personal delivered fabric swatches to starving children in a local village. He's like the Mother Teresa of the fashion world.
You may notice he's not wearing he signature gloves in this photo. That's because, in an act of utter selflessness, he gave them to a young boy suffering from Malaria. The fact the boy really needed anti-viral medication is irrelevant. Because at the end of the day anyone can be healthy, but only a select few can be HOT. And if there is one thing Karl knows about, it's hotness. For the few minutes before his liver failed him and he slipped into a coma, that boy would have been the coolest kid in his village. Could medication have done that? I. Don't. Think. So.