It's la la love

Pete Doherty dragged his lover Kate Moss on stage during a performance in London recently. According to the Daily Mirror Pete "introduced the track "KP Nuts", and said: "I am dedicating this song..." before the crowds interrupted him to shout out "Kate, Kate".

The singer then replied: "Yes, to my beautiful fiancee."

Moss then apparently jumped on stage and joined Pete in a rocking duet of Chicago's 'Hard Habit to Break.' Then Moss' butted out a ciggie on her face and kissed her modelling career goodbye.

Love makes you do the strangest things

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Kylie's new swimwear for H&M

Jumping on the department store, celebrity designer bandwagon is none other than lil' Ms. Kylie Minogue. And of course, the only department store worth doing a range for is the Swedish owned mega-chain Hennes and Mauritz.

Check out the pics of the range below. She don't look half bad for a 38-year-old. Hope my arse is that pert when I reach her age!

Prices for the line are as follows-

Swimsuit: €19.90
Bikini top: €14.90
Bikini bottom: €9.90
Tunic: €19.90, Caftan: €29.90
Dress: €29.90

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Naomi Shops with Marc in Beverly Hills

Marc and Naomi may look all wholesome and reformed after serving time for Alcohol abuse and aggravated assault, but I know better. Marc's got a fat ass bottle of vodka in that bag, and Naomi's hidden her assistant's severed hand in the glove compartment of that car. After they've downed the vodka and had a good laugh about the severed hand, they're gonna head over to Winona Ryder's house to show her all the shit they stole.

Celebrities get to have all the fun!

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This one's for Tom

Tom I know you love Will and Grace (as do I) so this clip is is just for you.



I wish you were a back up dancer for J-Lo, your dance moves are just as good as Jacks.

Enjoy...

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Jade Jagger becomes a tattoo 'artist'

Click the video to see the style.com video of the little lady tattooing a poor bastard, for the second time in her life!

Man, I wouldn't let Jade Jagger come within 10 meters of me, with a needle filled with ink. I prefer the person who's permanently branding my skin, to have done it at least-- I don't know-- 3 times. As she mentions in the video Jade began tattooing after forming an interest in the art-form one summer. She's been learning from one of her friends who owns a tattoo studio in Ibiza (where she lives). Which I guess means that the next smashed English tourist, wanting to commemorate his his holiday with a, 'I'm in love with the DJ' tattoo, might just end up with a Jade Jagger original. You've been warned.

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New Face for Louis Vuitton

Thanks to our dear friends at Oh la la Paris for this one. This hottie above is the new face for Louis Vuitton. Vincent Lacrocq (or Vinnie, as I call him when he's tending to 'my business') is already a seasoned pro on the runways. This dude has modeled for more fashion houses than I've stared inappropriately at strangers on the bus! And is it just me, but doesn't he have a striking resemblance to the ex B.F of one Marc Jacob's- head designer at L.V?

Coincidence? I think not.

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Dakota Fanning SUCKS

Dakota Fanning is so precocious and annoying, I blame her for Marc Jacobs recent visit to rehab... And further more, The War of the Worlds was a really bad movie. There I said it. Real weight lifted off my shoulders. Thanks for listening.

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Elle makes flying look easy

Elle McPherson arrived in Sydney yesterday morning. The Super model flew the 24-hour flight from Europe to do a quick press junket (Sydney, Brisbane and Melbourne) for her new saucier range of lingerie. Who looks this good after a 24-hour flight? Certainly not me! I've done that flight a couple of times, and believe me, I'm not a pretty sight.

Check out the photo the paparazzi took of me at the airport after my last long haul flight...

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Men on Vogue

Stepping into Tom's shoes for our weekly look at Magazine covers, takes us to the UK with the highly esteemed Vogue. Very cute Razorlight front man Johnny Borrell is only the seventh man to ever appear on the cover of UK Vogue.

In the past Helmut Berger appeared with Marissa Berenson in July 1970, Manolo Blahnik appeared with Angelica Huston in January 1974, Bono with Christy Turlington in December 1992, Robbie Williams with Gisele Bundchen in October 2000, P.Diddy with Naomi Campbell in October 2001 and Elton John with Elizabeth Hurley in December 2002.

Besides getting herpes from Kirsten Dunst, I don't know what Johnny has achieved to become man No. 7? You guys have any ideas?

(Diddy done did it)

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Vintage dresses in L.A.

For anyone who lives in and/or is visiting LA, and likes a vintage dress, then you must check out the newly opened Ari. Located in a tiny space on the southeast corner of Olympic and LA Brea, the shops is soo bursting with stuff it overflows into the carpark. And the best part- all dresses are priced at $10-$12!

Ari 1000 S. La Brea Ave.
LA, CA 90019 323-937-0033
Open 7 days 11am-7pm
Cash or check only

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