Marc Jacobs After Party- London

As reported by Georgie in her look at the last Marc Jacobs fashion show after-party, Marky Marc loves socialising with his funky bunch of celebrity friends. And the party to celebrate the opening of his new London store was no exception. Held in the August halls and Salons of the Connaught (which is just about to be closed for a renovation) everyone wanted a piece of Makeover Marc. And the slimmed downed, clean cut designer was more than happy to oblige.

(Marky Marc and Selma Blair sporting the Mccully Culkin look.)

(Pixie Geldof is either pouting, or just trying to get a strand of prawn out of her front teeth- those two are so often consfused.)

(Marc's biggest fag hag Sophia Coppola waits impatiently for her photo to be taken- 'sigh...posing is just sooo pedestrian.')

And then Faggy McFag, the mayor of Fagsville (population 1) turned up! In contrast to Sophia, Faggy posed for 25 minutes and had two costume changes before he would let the photographer go- he's is soo coming to the You Wish... launch party!

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Brit's Wig

Just a quick question. Why did Britney shave off her hair, just to wear this shitous wig? Even her ratty extensions were better than this hooker hand me down. Just breath Georgie... see god in everyone, see good in everyone, see god in everyone...

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Jil Sander's models get paid in goats

The award for 'the most Eastern European models in one show', would surely have to go to Jil (one L) Sander. Back stage, in Milan last week, make-up artists couldn't tell their Vladislavs from their Slavacs.

The revenue generated by the models resulted in at least 14 Croatian villages been feed, clothed and schooled for a full year. Jil gives so they may grow (into models she can chuck down her runway).

I think George Costanza wore this jacket in an episode of Seinfeld- "it's Gortex Jerry, Gortex!"

Sheeshhh... this guy really takes 'fierce' to a whole new level. Apparently he bit a stylist before he came out!

"In my village a jacket this fancy could get me a wife and a video store membership!"

"I model, I walk down runway with my bag of tricks and make face with my beauty- good time for all!"

Wait a second... this guy isn't Eastern European! He looks more Jason Priestly than Vladimir Putin! Impostor! Although he is rather dishy, so we'll give him a pass just once.

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Eau De Moss?

You wish fave Kate Moss will be launching her own perfume in September this year!

The people behind Sarah Jessica Parker's Fragrance will design the smell. Steve Mormris, the senior VP of global marketing for Coty Beauty, says the concept for the fragrance was a "mix of elegant and risque... with smoky rose and black undertones and a vintage English feel." He adds that the "complicated floral scent reflected the duality of Moss... it captures the two sides of Kate: the good Kate and the bad Kate."

I was thinking about this whole good Kate, bad Kate concept. So what's her bad side? Going on a three day bender in Ibiza with Pete? And if so what's her good side? being a caring mother to Lila? Which I guess if you put those two together her scent would probably be a mix of champagne, cocaine and the rich aroma of spew mixed with talcum powder and teddy bears? Mmm, tres chic?

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Magazine Monday- Tom's ladies know how to look fierce.

This weeks 'Magazine Monday' is all about the pout. Both the old Mrs Cruise and the new one can be seen in the same month pulling the pout on separate magazine covers.

I guess as part of the Scientology induction you're taught not only how to remove the thetan clusters from your system, but also how to 'work it' for the cameras.

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Sophie Ward at the Shoe Fair

Sophie has an eye for shoes- haha I should be writing for the Herald Sun

As mentioned in an earlier entry, I was in Sydney this week for the Australian Shoe Fair and meet Sophie Ward (Gemma's older sister), check out the sparkly Swarovski encrusted stiletto from Alex and Alex shoes she has her hands on, the cute dress is by Brazilian label Totem- very cool!

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Marc does the UK!

Is Jess Stam wearing happy pants? Not sure about these...

Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous

Marc Jacobs showed for the first time in London at Claridge's yesterday.


And he flew in all his favourite gals Sofia Coppola, Lisa Marie, Selma Blair and an old friend of our favourite (Karl of course) Lucie De La Falaise...

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Jessica gets her fashion on

Jessica Simpson has just released her own line of clothing. The clothes will be available at Target.

Besides the fact that she looks like a Stepford Wife with the perkiest boosies I have ever seen, I'm not instantly turned off by any of it. It's not like any of the clothes are offensive in any way. Perhaps a little generic, but hey I wouldn't have expect anything different from her. I think most people would be a little confused if she suddenly released a line of clothes inspired by the German New Wave film maker Weiner Herzberg. But then you never know, perhaps she's saving that for next years collection- 'Das is good ya?'

What do you think about the look?

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London Fashion Week- Do I look fat in this?

Skinny models seem to be a big hot button issue at the last few fashion weeks. Spain BANNED them, but London isn't following suit. The 'skinnier the better' say designers showing in London. And I agree! Models should be nothing more than coat hangers for designers clothes. And whose ever seen a fat coat hanger? No no, I like my coat hangers thin and metallic and flexible enough to be used as an antenna for an old TV, which is exactly how I like my models- Gisele gets better reception than a satellite dish!

P.S. Check out the model at the end of the video selecting a piece of bread from the catering table. She looks at that thing like it's a tinea infected toe- 'You expect me to put this in my mouth?'

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Karl pic of the week-Binge then purge

Oh, Karl how you brighten up my day with your hilarious antics. Like releasing a diet book that includes recipes so ridiculously convoluted (tuna and Blackberry mousse anyone?) that the average reader would need a private chef, at their 24-hour disposal, to make them.

But we're glad the diet worked for you. Although we wouldn't hold it against you if you chubbed up again- you're much cuddlier when your're fat.

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