Is Jess Stam wearing happy pants? Not sure about these...
Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous
Marc Jacobs showed for the first time in London at Claridge's yesterday..............................................................
Jessica Simpson has just released her own line of clothing. The clothes will be available at Target.
Besides the fact that she looks like a Stepford Wife with the perkiest boosies I have ever seen, I'm not instantly turned off by any of it. It's not like any of the clothes are offensive in any way. Perhaps a little generic, but hey I wouldn't have expect anything different from her. I think most people would be a little confused if she suddenly released a line of clothes inspired by the German New Wave film maker Weiner Herzberg. But then you never know, perhaps she's saving that for next years collection- 'Das is good ya?'
What do you think about the look?
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Skinny models seem to be a big hot button issue at the last few fashion weeks. Spain BANNED them, but London isn't following suit. The 'skinnier the better' say designers showing in London. And I agree! Models should be nothing more than coat hangers for designers clothes. And whose ever seen a fat coat hanger? No no, I like my coat hangers thin and metallic and flexible enough to be used as an antenna for an old TV, which is exactly how I like my models- Gisele gets better reception than a satellite dish!
P.S. Check out the model at the end of the video selecting a piece of bread from the catering table. She looks at that thing like it's a tinea infected toe- 'You expect me to put this in my mouth?'
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Oh, Karl how you brighten up my day with your hilarious antics. Like releasing a diet book that includes recipes so ridiculously convoluted (tuna and Blackberry mousse anyone?) that the average reader would need a private chef, at their 24-hour disposal, to make them.
But we're glad the diet worked for you. Although we wouldn't hold it against you if you chubbed up again- you're much cuddlier when your're fat.
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(Kate Moss's Wax figure at Madame Tussaud's in London.)
This is the second wax sculptor of Moss. The first one melted after an unfortunate incident involving Pete Doherty and a crack pipe.
You know what those crazy junkies are like!
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I'm currently in Sydney at the Australian Shoe Fair, checking out ranges for Spring Summer 08. So much great Australian talent, especially with labels like Urban Originals, Alex & Alex and I LOVE BILLY. The fair is for industry only and a huge array of labels are participating...
I have some great shots I will upload over the next day, so you can all have a sneak peek!
Over to Tom!
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'HELLO WORLD! Here I come!'
This is the gayest photo I have EVER seen. This photo is so gay that if it walked into a gay bar someone might actually try to fuck it in the arse.
Naomi Campbell opened for Julien MacDonald's London Fall show yesterday. Her surprise visit had the front row covering their heads in fear she might throw something at them.
"Don't fuck with me bitches!"
Ok, it's not a big deal Elizebeth Jagger. I don't mean to scare you. But there's a possum attached to your shoulder. It looks kind of placid, but you never know with those things. Just stay cool, keep walking, then as soon as you're back stage get Naomi Campbell to bite its head off. She's good with stuff like that.
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(Alan Cumming at the Y-3 fall runway show in NY, Friday)
If Alan Cumming is the best celebrity you can get for your fashion show, and if Alan Cumming has to wear a fluorescent top for anyone to notice him, then you need to hire a new PR firm.
Cuba Gooding Jnr- 'Heeeeeyyyy, Helen Hunt! This surely is an honor to be in a photo with you at this exciting event! I loved that show you did with that funny Jew... what was it called, oh yeah, Mad about you!! Man that was some funny shit!!! And you don't look like you've aged a bit- Botox? I could use some of that!!!!!! My forehead's as wrinkly as Alan Cumming's balls sack!!!!! S-H-I-T, did I just say that?!!!!!!!! man I'm C-RA-ZZZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leelee Sobieski- 'I'M NOT HELEN FUCKING HUNT YOU OVER-EXCITED, UNDESERVING OSCAR WINNING HACK! IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME TODAY I'M GOING TO FORM AN UPSET EXPRESSION ON MY STRANGELY FROZEN FACE AND STORM OUT OF THIS B-GRADE FASHION SHOW. AND ALAN CUMMING WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND ME, BALLS SACK AND ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Marc Jacobs after his NY Fall 2007 show)
I have a theory as to why Marc Jacobs is sans glasses, 10 kilos lighter and free of that greasy shoulder length hair he once sported... It's the post break-up rejuvenation. You know when you leave a long term relationship, in which you kinda let yourself go, and you decide that the only thing that will fix your achy breaky heart is making yourself look better than your ex. Which is kind of hard for Marc considering his boyfriend is so hot. But hey it's worth a shot, a few months ago he was running a solid campaign for Mayor of Fugsville.
And more power to him- he looks good. And besides he's come out of the relationship better off than what’s his name… laser tattoo removal anyone?
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