(Kate Moss's Wax figure at Madame Tussaud's in London.)
This is the second wax sculptor of Moss. The first one melted after an unfortunate incident involving Pete Doherty and a crack pipe.
You know what those crazy junkies are like!
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I'm currently in Sydney at the Australian Shoe Fair, checking out ranges for Spring Summer 08. So much great Australian talent, especially with labels like Urban Originals, Alex & Alex and I LOVE BILLY. The fair is for industry only and a huge array of labels are participating...
I have some great shots I will upload over the next day, so you can all have a sneak peek!
Over to Tom!
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'HELLO WORLD! Here I come!'
This is the gayest photo I have EVER seen. This photo is so gay that if it walked into a gay bar someone might actually try to fuck it in the arse.
Naomi Campbell opened for Julien MacDonald's London Fall show yesterday. Her surprise visit had the front row covering their heads in fear she might throw something at them.
"Don't fuck with me bitches!"
Ok, it's not a big deal Elizebeth Jagger. I don't mean to scare you. But there's a possum attached to your shoulder. It looks kind of placid, but you never know with those things. Just stay cool, keep walking, then as soon as you're back stage get Naomi Campbell to bite its head off. She's good with stuff like that.
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(Alan Cumming at the Y-3 fall runway show in NY, Friday)
If Alan Cumming is the best celebrity you can get for your fashion show, and if Alan Cumming has to wear a fluorescent top for anyone to notice him, then you need to hire a new PR firm.
Cuba Gooding Jnr- 'Heeeeeyyyy, Helen Hunt! This surely is an honor to be in a photo with you at this exciting event! I loved that show you did with that funny Jew... what was it called, oh yeah, Mad about you!! Man that was some funny shit!!! And you don't look like you've aged a bit- Botox? I could use some of that!!!!!! My forehead's as wrinkly as Alan Cumming's balls sack!!!!! S-H-I-T, did I just say that?!!!!!!!! man I'm C-RA-ZZZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leelee Sobieski- 'I'M NOT HELEN FUCKING HUNT YOU OVER-EXCITED, UNDESERVING OSCAR WINNING HACK! IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME TODAY I'M GOING TO FORM AN UPSET EXPRESSION ON MY STRANGELY FROZEN FACE AND STORM OUT OF THIS B-GRADE FASHION SHOW. AND ALAN CUMMING WILL BE RIGHT BEHIND ME, BALLS SACK AND ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Marc Jacobs after his NY Fall 2007 show)
I have a theory as to why Marc Jacobs is sans glasses, 10 kilos lighter and free of that greasy shoulder length hair he once sported... It's the post break-up rejuvenation. You know when you leave a long term relationship, in which you kinda let yourself go, and you decide that the only thing that will fix your achy breaky heart is making yourself look better than your ex. Which is kind of hard for Marc considering his boyfriend is so hot. But hey it's worth a shot, a few months ago he was running a solid campaign for Mayor of Fugsville.
And more power to him- he looks good. And besides he's come out of the relationship better off than what’s his name… laser tattoo removal anyone?
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(Kelis features in a fashion shoot for the new issue of Uptown magazine.)
How cute is that dog? How cute is Kelis? That silver dress is hot to trot.
I know she's trying something with the new hair, but I'm not sure if it's working. She kinda looks like an extra from House Party. Which come to think of it is kinda cool if that's what her hair dresses was going for. Wow, I think I just set a record for changing-ones-mind-in-50 -words-or-less. I could compete at the blog Olympics. Gold medal for Tom!
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We all know that Kid Rock is trailer trash, but must he insist on wearing the furs of last nights dinner?
Jamie Foxx is about as smooth as my tongue after a 12-hour bender.
God the Pussycat Dolls are annoying! Who has 5 back up singers anyway? And that blowing kisses thing has been done to death by Lindsay Lohan! Don't even start me on the choice of dresses... AHH.............................................................
Friday night, Karl Lagerfeld premiered his Rodolphe Marconi directed documentary about himself at the Berlin Film festival. I'm so excited to see this, I want to rip off one of Karl's fingerless gloves and slap him across the face with it.
Stay tuned for some teasers.
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