We all know that Kid Rock is trailer trash, but must he insist on wearing the furs of last nights dinner?
Jamie Foxx is about as smooth as my tongue after a 12-hour bender.
God the Pussycat Dolls are annoying! Who has 5 back up singers anyway? And that blowing kisses thing has been done to death by Lindsay Lohan! Don't even start me on the choice of dresses... AHH.............................................................
Friday night, Karl Lagerfeld premiered his Rodolphe Marconi directed documentary about himself at the Berlin Film festival. I'm so excited to see this, I want to rip off one of Karl's fingerless gloves and slap him across the face with it.
Stay tuned for some teasers.
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It's so hard to resist writing about the Heatherette fashion show when EVERY outfit was so hideously entertaining...
I'm sure the costume designer had this look in mind for the Tin Man in the original version of 'The Wizard of Oz'. But you know, times were different back then. People were a lot more conservative. People didn't have the freedom to where ass-less pants, like they do today. A man would have been mocked and ridiculed for exposing his unsymmetrical white arse in public...
Sigh... I miss the olden days.
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...you've ever seen!
Put in your headphones and play with the red box.
Julian Reed Website.
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In the words of Margeret Cho- 'Karl Lagerfeld is such a fag!'
And that's why we love him.
And what we love even more is a fat Karl, 'fanning the flames of his faggatory with a fan' (say that 3 times!). Any moment now he's gonna cause a bush fire!
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Former cowboy Traver Rains and infamous club kid Richie Rich, showed their latest collection for their label Heatherette, in New York yesterday. Their aesthetic is, in a nutshell- 'crazed-club-kid- meets-award-show-chic'.
Sounds simply enough to me...
Then THIS thing came walking down the runway!
Yikes! It's like a hot homeless guy, who got in a fight the night before and lost all his clothes, has, in a Crystal Meth induced frenzy, created a wondrously commanding garbage bag cape that is now the envy of all his fellow deadbeats. After basking in their muted, and slightly smelly affection, he has then triumphantly picked up his prissy street dog 'Miss Scrappy Pinkerbell' and accidentally stumbled into the Heatherette runway show. Or at least that's what Richie Rich would like us to believe.
"Please HELP me. I CAN'T BREATH. I know it looks like this thing is part of the outfit, but I swear it's not. I went out for a quick ciggie before the show and as I was leaning down to put out my butt a raccoon ran up and attached itself to my neck! I think the sparkling gold on my arm startled him! Is Anna Wintour in the audience?... Anna can you please shot him with your gun? I fear I won't make it much further down this runway...!"
Most people thought it was part of the runway theatrics. But really the model was responding to an 80-year old, bingo playing, Valium chomping, cross-stitch loving woman, by the name of Ruth, who was angered that the model had stolen her 'lucky' poncho.
And lastly, but not leastly, America's No. 1 transsexual, Amanda Lepore. Dressed as the good witch from the Wizard of Oz, with trademark collagen lips and overflowing fake breasts, came close to being the most natural thing in the entire show.
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The latest high-low fashion collaboration from Target is to go global. The diffusion collection from blossoming label Proenza Schouler, which was greeted by a frenzy of buying at New York's Opening Ceremony store last Thursday, will go on sale in hip Parisian boutique Colette from February 19.
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(Anna Wintour, André Leon Talley, at Carolina Herrera on Monday)
Andre- Don't look now Anna, but a pho-to-grapher is trying to get a shot of us- quickly fold your arms and scowl.
Anna- Yes Andre, after 20 years at Vogue, I think I know the drill! If I scowled any harder I might actually crush my teeth and burst a blood vessel in my eye. Perhaps if you weren't wearing that HIDEOUS coat, they wouldn't be taking a photo in the first place.
Andre- Well I'm sorry Anna, but I've been invited to participate in the 'Vera Wang Celebrity Fashion Circus' as a lion tamer, and I didn't think I'd have time to change between shows.
Anna- All I hear is 'talk, talk, talk'. I simply don't have the energy, or patience, to ingest these words that continually seem to fall from your oversized lips. Just shut up and watch this show before I pour my Burberry colostomy bag all over your precious little 'lion taming' jacket!
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